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hey dont you ever get tyred of eating kittens and pooping out poptarts?

yes, me long to go back to my homeland and see me famaily again... *sniff sniff*

ringer, i called you hear to ask why you set free the poptart pooper? no wait i dont want to hear your ansewer, im just going to punish you the worst why i can

hello friend

*sniff* why did gnip have to put on a chastaty belt on me