I once knew a man....from Norway....who was on a diet of anal leakage.
I beg your pardon?
He would...eh...drink the anal leakage of eh...boys soccer team. Every morning before he went to work at eh one of those rape hotlines.....where you eh....rape someone and share your eh experiences.
oh please. Ever since Mrs. Doubtfire drinking anal leakage has been so tame.
eh, yes....but the one where he makes Nathan Lane drink anal leakage to woo Gene Hackman was funny. It eh, made me laugh.
This is about the worst handjob i've had since Nathan Lane.
