ottish_bee  

I make a habit out of leaving my copy of the satanic bible on my bed, to always let my roommate know who wears the pants in this relationship.

Well, uh, couldnt you just leave a pair of pants on your bed?

No, because that would just say I'm a naked guy who leaves my pants on the bed.

Well, don't you have more than one pair of pants? Like you could put one pair on the bed and one on your lower torso?

Hello? I'm a Canadian. We're trying to keep our population down by only allowing one pair of pants per man.

Me and my right wing Christian friends view SARS as gods way of punishing Canadians.