Oh No....not another sadistic narcisistic pneumonoultra microscopic silicavolcanoconsis infected blind date
[knock] [knock]
OH YES
OMG SHE IS INCREDIBLE!!! I LOVE BLIND DATES
Hey There, [cough] I am so hot I just want to inflict pain for sexual pleasure on myself and [cough] I have this cough [cough] cause I think I inhaled fine silica dust and....
