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Working at MCI for Dummies
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| Hello. This is MCI. Please enter your 10-digit phone number so we can ignore you properly. | |
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| Please press 1 if you'd like us to apologize now. Press 2 if you'd like us to say we're sorry. Press 3 for a deep, heartfelt apology. Oh, and please re-enter your 10-digit number. | |
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| This is the supervisor. I'm not authorized to be helpful. On behalf of MCI, I'm very sorry. What is your 10-digit number? | |
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| 555-You're-really-starting-to-piss-me-off. | |
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