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| HELP!!! That guy just stole my new DVD copy of "Titanic" and he's getting aw...WHO ARE YOU?!?!? | |
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| I am Captain Hairpin, and I carry justice under my belt! And just above my well-shaped protective cup, I might add... | |
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| Well, I certainly haven't seen the likes of THAT since Shazaam, but...THAT GUY'S GETTING AWAY!!!! | |
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| Hey, anyone desperate enough to steal THAT piece of hack has been punished enough! No, Monaural Haasenpfeffer, I'm bringing YOU to JUSTICE! A sicko like you must watch "Striptease" 79 TIMES!!!!! | |
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Just not in MY town, PLEASE.
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| Okay, let me get this straight: Captain CUP's on the rampage again, and YOU'D rather toil at my whim for eternity than see Demi Moore TRY to act? What's the difference? | |
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| Man, if only I hadn't had the hots for Victor Garber...*SIGH* I'll never let go........ | |
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