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by pain0r
11-28-01
lo paris !!!!!!
Hmm. You know there is no such word as "Lo". Please refrain from using "l33t" speak. Dearie me, you nerds!
your scaring me!!! go away you silly man :(((
Um.. It's You're not Your. When will you learn!! ................ Hey what are you doing with those matches?
have sum of that you fucking freak!!! HeHeHeHe
AHHHHHHH FUCK !!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
woah.. a jteen! time for some armacharm :
hmm.. i could do with some bloke fucking me up the twat, sigh
hey... how YOU doin!? :
hey there! fancy taking me up the TWAX?
Ok! :D
take me......... FUCKIN TAKE ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
WOAH! found a hottie on the net! she is FIT AS FUCK MATE!
hey :o) im 16/f/devon with pix :O) wat about you hehe!
Hey ;) im 16/m/devon! we are real close :P do you ever cyber? HEHE!
time for me to whip out the QUIETCOCK and crack one off all over my own face! JAZZHANDS here we come!
i slowly remove my panties.. my twat is dripping wet, ooOH!.........hello??..............are you there???
FUCK! ive wanked myself to death (???????) :(

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
WOAH! found a hottie on the net! she is FIT AS FUCK MATE!
hey :o) im 16/f/devon with pix :O) wat about you hehe!
Hey ;) im 16/m/devon! we are real close :P do you ever cyber? HEHE!
time for me to whip out the QUIETCOCK and crack one off all over my own face! JAZZHANDS here we come!
i slowly remove my panties.. my twat is dripping wet, ooOH!.........hello??..............are you there???
FUCK! ive wanked myself to death (???????) :(

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
HEY FUNK! WANA GO CLUBBIN 2NITE? I GOT SUM REDSQUARE IN DA NOVA HEHE! ITZ GONA B ROCKIN LOL! ;-)
no
HEHE! CMON! WE CAN ALL GET IN DA CAR N DEN PUKE ALL OVER EACH OTHER LOL! MUM SEZ I DONT GOT 2 B BACK TILL 11!!! WOOOO!! PILLS MATE.
no
FFS U SUCK. DO U H8 ME? :-( U NEVA TXT ME. IZ UR MOBY BROKEN?? HEHE U CAN BORROW DA OTHER NOKIA MATE! NEWAY LETS GO YEH???? HEHE!!
no.........

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
tits..
hello there ryanwaspe, my name is pain
ffs life
i hate the blacks
man this background reminds me of when i listened to the whole chesney hawkes back catalogue while messsed up on smack lol i love gays
ffs jews
get quad

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
tits..
hello there ryanwaspe, my name is pain
ffs life
i hate the blacks
man this background reminds me of when i listened to the whole chesney hawkes back catalogue while messsed up on smack lol i love gays
ffs jews
get quad

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
tits..
hello there ryanwaspe, my name is pain
ffs life
i hate the blacks
man this background reminds me of when i listened to the whole chesney hawkes back catalogue while messsed up on smack lol i love gays
ffs jews
get quad

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
tits..
hello there ryanwaspe, my name is pain
ffs life
i hate the blacks
man this background reminds me of when i listened to the whole chesney hawkes back catalogue while messsed up on smack lol i love gays
ffs jews
get quad

 

by pain0r
11-28-01
law @ home. 18:00 hundred hours
OMG! I GOTTA GET ME SUM PILLS : ) IM GONNA FONE VANISH LOL?
vanish @ home. 18:05
bzzzzz
LOL! HEY LAW. I GOT ME SOME TRIPPY PILLS MATE. IM OFF TO TERRANS HOUSE. HES GOT SUM 14YR OLDS THERE !! TEENS MATE! C U THERE.
van and law at terrans. 21:00 hundred hours
hey law?? what happened?? you've only had 9 pills?? WTF!
OMG I CAN FEEL ANOTHER RUSH CUMING ON.. EUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!

 

by pain0r
2-14-02
spud is at work, looking for DEVONTEENS at datethenrape.com
hmm i wonder how norm gets so many teens.... im gonna phone and find out! (:
at norms hood
RING RING
oh man, this SHIT is real. this must be the STREETS phoning to tell me what SHIT is going down right. aint no pretendin wigga
well FUCK ME UP THE TWIX
hi norm! :O) its spud here! i was just wondering how DO you get some many teens?
LOL! wigga please, dat shit is easy. all yous gotta do is talk like me yo? the teens love men from the streets and that SHIT is real

 

by pain0r
2-14-02
Fucktangle rings Mark at Eclipse
Hi im not getting my email?
ok can you reinstall outlook
SPOF
no but someome else fixed this for me last time
yeah..so can you like reinstall outlook?
fucker explodes
I JUST WANNA GET MY FAWWKEEN EMAAIIIILLL
sigh

 

by pain0r
2-14-02
fs life

 

by pain0r
2-20-02
spud.. 12 minutes before his 22nd birthday. FFZ
omg? must be controv. im only 21 for 12 more mins. KLX! wtf phone?! "hello what is YOU'RE issue?"
lol? law here! no diggety! just phoning to say happy birthday lol? : ) im popping some E in the post for you. u kidz tsk! REAL EUPHORIA
(: YOUR a gr8 friend law! much better than that LOOSER "pain" lol? i think he h8s me!! ive never done anything....... ANYTHING! n8

 

by pain0r
10-12-02
pain.. being the nice chap he is, thinks it would be a good idea to meet spud again
hmmm.. might give spud a call, havent seen him for a while! (-; great..
yeh.. you fuckin do that
spuds crib
ring ring FUCKFACE
OH!!! LOCK AT THIS!! PHONE RINGS =)
FUCK!
yo spud, its richie!!! you're mate.. want to meet up for some BEERS????
lol no... im too busy with freshers...................................... FRESHERS!!!!!!!

 

by pain0r
5-13-03
after 4 years of begging spud FINALLY meets pain at his house for lemonade and cake
hey pain! really good to see you mate ;-) how is YOU'RE seat?
HeHeHe spud YOUR funny mate. im wicked thanks, and NOT in love!
lies
R o L ! ! ! nice one mate, love is for losers... LOSERS!
yeah dude, all i want to do now is fuck the fuck outta a teen? abit like norm mate.. anyway im gonna get some drinks :}
pain will die of alcohol abuse
fs :( i really want to be loved. i'd do anything.. ANYTHING to have what pain had :((((( pain wtf?
beers where in the freezer dude :| help

 

by pain0r
5-14-03
jez et spud in lovely devonshire.. LYING
hey jex you realise pain is just in denial? .. HeHeHe not the clan m8!!
R o L !! yea i know he is. love is the way forward isnt it mate. i cant wait to fall in love
HENCE
one day i will be loved back by the girl of my dreams.. ahh cant wait MMMM
oh what a smashing thought mate MMMM!!!! OMG!! here comes pain...
THRICE
HeHeHe pain you LOSER ! you in love again? you'll never learn mate lol? : )
dude wtf? why must to be so mean to me :{ IRC IS ALL I HAVE! ....... oh and alcohol :">

 

by pain0r
5-14-03
HeHeHe heed, YOU'RE comic sucks mate.. tinyrobots? i mean what the FUCK is that about huh
FUCK YO DRO. table for 1? you just COPY me on everything, i recoded fifty&halifax about 4 years ago?
dude.. im a fuckin ninja???? do NOT MESS WITH ME I WILL KILL YOU
yea yea, can you NOT see that im wearing a kilt? do the math mate?
why couldnt we just be friends?
no idea mate :(

 

by pain0r
8-31-04
jazzy ... what a fuckin prick ;-)
ive got a 12500xte with 7 gag of rim? .. oh hello spud.. i was thinking about applying to become an IRC COPPER for the qnet network servers?
HeHeHe JAZZY.. there is NO chance you are being an irc op before pain mate lol? : )
yeah.. still
FUCK SAKE??? oh hey have you seen the graphics on hl2 ?? WOW THEY ARE LIKE LADIES TWAT. hey whats with the cat?
if pain doesnt have alcohol for 7 hours he turns into a cat.. its pretty straight forward you fuckin DECK
#fuckall
WELL THATS JUST FUCKIN SHIT YOU FUCKIN WAI...... *** Quits: Jazzy^ (connection reset by watty)
MEOWW RHHEHEHEHEHEE DRINK CHARLIE.. FIND THE DRINK

 

by pain0r
4-01-05
APRIL FOOLS RYAN WASPE
hmm! a hot chick, i can add her to my collection of 'girls the q.uk wankers could NEVER PULL' ... i better play it COOL
hey there HOTFUCK, wanna to go for a drink?
HeHeHe
well yeah, like whatever you FUCKING LESBIAN? why dont you just FUCK OFF YOU JAMRAG
well well well... bit rude maybe? all i want is maybe a drink.. a dance and to SUCK YOUR FUCKING COCK
eye of the needle
you fucked that up you dick head, ive just seen a guy called ^jez over there and he's a HOTTIE!
ahh well i'll just tell the lads i did her in the ass anyway.... time for some BILLY SKAG directly to the JAPSEYE

 

by pain0r
5-19-05
in the FONT
hey alice, you are really nice! want to meet up sometime?
err yeah im busy all year? ......laters
BUCKLEY!
but but... we just snogged? i'm in LOVE with you now!!!!!! :-x
HAHAHAHAHAH RYE! it was just a one off 'club pull' i'll txt you in a few months tho!
FFS DAVE I HATE YOU!
WTF?!WE MOUTH KISS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! FUCK WOMAN.. IM GONNA GO FOR THE ODD COQ NOW
hey ryan.. we can still have casual sex?! oh well....... YOU'RE loss!!!!

 

by pain0r
10-12-05
charlie in france
i cant take this anymore!!!!!! irc without waspe is KILLING ME!!!!11
IRC OMFG ROL!!! YOU'RE !WZ
france i say..
FUCK THIS! IM GONNA GO LIVE IN FRANCE AND SECRETLY CHANGE THE #QUAKE.UK TOPIC HAHAHAHA!!!
pain: im never drinking again .............................. .............................. pain: Lo1l! fUCkign druhjk
ON DA WAY 2 FRANCE !!! LOL BONJOUR
hey cutefuck.. i have six euros in my backburner and some chloroform in my CABIN.. fancy some CRACKAJACK?
EH LO? UNO BONJOUR EN JE SUIS LA VOUS EH!!?? (1. get out of debt 2. i only take it in the ass)

 

by pain0r
2-02-06
this is charlie.. he lives in france
hmm nast is right.. fuck this IRC shit.. im gonna score me some FRENCH TAIL..
[nast] FUCKING FORKLIFT!!11 FUCK THIS GAME IS SHIT. I NEED SOME FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!1 ***Quits: nast
some 2c-i later...
hey cock juggler.. i'm an irc COPPER? lets cut the shit and TAP each others balls ;)
ok but im female.. that means i have a sweet sweet pussy ;) WITH LIPS
well well well...
pain was right.. love IS harsh
see what you didnt know is this.. my name is ali and im IN LOVE with richard. and you didnt see the PETROL BOMB behind my back ;)

 

by pain0r
2-02-06
ALCOHOLICS?
hey watty.. yeah im gonna cut this alcohol shit out mate.. GYM soon!
yeah me too.. im gettin married in 4 seconds to a girl i just use for sex ;)
CLEAN?
this running shit is boring man.. lets rock the pubs?
you know what? ive been hooked upto a JACK DRIP for the last 7 hours.. DEEP DEEP HIP HOP
LIES...
charlie always said my drinking would be the death of me :(
yeah pretty hardcore.. seeing as your LIVER exploded and i just turned into ash.....fancy a drink? im WELL dry

 

by pain0r
3-22-06
arena 1997
hey ;-) im at uni AND an irc copper.. you can pretty much guarantee my cock is AWESOME
hi.. im a goth, the only remote chance you have of gettin into my knickers is if we trade some blood... BLOOOOOOD!!!11
arena 2001
hey cutie.. mind if i slide inside your knickers and touch the GOODNESS?
humm warr yeee.. well yes i goto exeter uni aswell but im studying COQROT of the 21st century
arena (cam) 2006 2:14am
hey.. woh.. cutie on the dance floor.. how YOU doi....... oh im ACTUALLY in france :[
DOOSH DOOSH BANG BANG BANG

 

by pain0r
2-21-07
rye & char
hi spud, hows things? i'm going to jail and i'm still a virgin sigh
well, not for much longer as your ass is going to be POUNDED into the ground 26/9 HeHeHe
char & rye
yeah well, least i'm not an alcoholic WEBCAM WATCHING PISS PIPE
jesus.. maybe nast is right!! things are going to change, new life, new girl well.. maybe after another session on arena cam ;o)
BOTH WANKERS HAHAHAHAAAA!!!11
spud why are you in jail? anyway.. dont worry i sneaked in a bag of SKAG so we can hook up and FUCK
WELL i got cought smashing off to 15 y/o teens on arena cam :( worth it though mate ;)

 

by pain0r
12-05-07
hi sir, my name is RYAN WASPE. i'm new here.. i'd like to PEDDLE SOME BOOK AROUND THE FUCKIN SHOP
HEY FUCKTARD! shimmy yourself under my desk so you can SUCK THE COCK OF WORK
sigh.. if i wanted to SUCK SOME COCK i'd go back to uni and HOOKUP with buckley
hey PSST.. its CHARLIE here!! i'm UNDERCOVER ;-) quick hand me all yor 2Ci asap!!!!11
FUCK SAKE WORSLEY!!?!? what did you do?! my COCK feels different :(
well well.. welcome to WORK YOUR LIFE TO DEATH. yes it's me pain. i'm now a BUM ON THE STREET :( ps. charlie RAPED YOU! SURPRISE SEX!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by pain0r
12-06-07
YA
FUCK! wasted again :( better phone up the 118118 labs and say ive got the SQUITZ
WEE
hi is RICHARD here? ive got SHIT coming outta my japs? it's all over the FUCKEN SHOP YA WEE DECK!!!!!1 oneone
HELLO RICHARD PAIN. WHAT NAME PLEASE?
DECK
FOR THE SAKE OF FUCK!! anyway.. got a few days off so i'll go see ^SpuD :] WTF?! france is in SPACE?! HeHeHe ***Quits:
OOOOOHHHHH i am the GHOST of RYAN WASPE!!! give me all YOU'RE hashish jejeje

 

by pain0r
12-06-07
to
but ^Jez- PLEASE i need to keep all my DRAFTINGS in this very folder!
look waspe.. if you WANT to work for me you do what i say? now fuck off as there is a 16 / f / italy on her way up ;o)
be
HeHeHe that loser thought i had draftings!! i really have un-used comdons :( one day waspe....... one day
hi there.. i'm 16 / f / italy i'm looking for a Mr Damiano LONGCOCK?
continued..
well well well.. YES my name is damiano, and i have a NINE INCH FLACID COCK? ... ignore the rot you JUICY PIECE (6)
WOW WEE!! .. shame we dont have a folder FULL of comdons =) ...( to be continued )

 

by pain0r
12-07-07
ryan was is a WORKER BEE
hi hot tits, welcome to mcFUCKfood... what can i get you?
less of the ATTITUDE my friend, or i'll be ALL UP IN YOUR FACE?
CBA TO THINK OF ANYTHING
what the FUCK did you just say to me? you do realise i'm jacked upto the COCKBALLS on billywhizz and skrank!!?!?!11
how VERY dare you.. i want to see the manager RIGHT AWAY
PLEASE LAUGH :]
hmm.. that bitch took some fuckin beating.. might knock one off over the corpse ;-) i'll just tell q.uk i scored with a 9/10 HOTTIE

 

by pain0r
3-20-08
Waspe has been meditating ;-)
RIGHT! ok.. time to get spud back for making me leave mian room.. MUAHAHAHAHAA
Waspe arrives in france..
Yes.. yes this looks like france to me! now all i need to do is find that BLOOMIN worsley!
Bonjour bienvenue à la France! Comment puis-je vous aider?
Ce que la baise?
What this shit did you just say to me? motherfucker i'm looking for SPUD! here is 8 pictures of him!!!1
Lucky for you, I speak the QUEENS ENGLISH. I know this man! We call him KLUBBARMAN Follow me.

 

by pain0r
3-20-08
Hi Spud
FUCK MAN! where are we? Do you even know who i'm talking about?!
Yes sir! He is very close.. Can you not smell? We village folk always steer clear of the streets Thursday nights
Hows you?
.. and why is that? FUCK SAKE i'm getting very angry now you FRENCH RETREATING PIECE OF SHIT.
because KLUBBARMAN always runs around screaming WAREHOUSE! We dont like to get in the way.
That's great m8 :)
Ahh YES! Bacardi breezer bottles, un-used condoms and a damaged WEBCAM! This is the place!
I have done my job.. I hope you RID OUR TOWN OF THIS FIEND! Goodbye Ryan.. and goodluck!

 

by pain0r
3-20-08
Good.. spuds BASEMENT! Everything is going to plan! MUHAHAHAHAHA .. ahem shh
Hmm what a WONDERFUL evening! Oh.. and it's ThUrSdAy WaReHoUsE day! Better get a crack on! HUH?! Who's that?
Not so FAST there Charlie Worsley! Got ya!
FUCK! Ryan.. long time no see ;-) How's Slice.. err i mean Alice!

 

by pain0r
11-28-08
that FUCKING nast.. i will find him and HUNT HIM DOWN!
Charles.. it's monthly allowance time! Here's £460. Make sure you dont spend it all on glow sticks.
DADDY. Can't you see i'm on the INTERNETS? Please knock before coming in! I could be in the middle.. WELL it doesnt matter!
Charlie EVERYONE in france knows you bash one out to pictures of naked wizards n shit. We... 'understand'
WOW! £460 this month.. plus my 30k wages.. hmm. NEARLY enough to hunt down that nast.. MUHAHAHAH1!1
Hi... i'm doing a survey on Condoms... oh wait.. doesnt matter ;-)

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