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In a church not far from where you live...
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| Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. | |
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| Please, child, come confess it all to me. | |
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| Well, last week I kicked a puppy, and called my best friend 'a girl' 'cause he couldn't hit a baseball. | |
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| Let me lay my hands on your 'head' and all will be forgiven. | |
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| I thought homosexuality was a sin. | |
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| Only for those who haven't been trained properly in the seminary. | |
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