All comics by pdoddydodds12

 

The new CEO starts to create his strategy...... by pdoddydodds12 8-17-12
We've identified a new customer segment - the Global Expat Uh-huh	He speaks English, is affluent, white collar...... Oh yeah?	Er............. Great! How do we make money out of him?

 

The new CEO starts to develop his strategy...... by pdoddydodds12 8-17-12
The economics are compelling! 97% of HR Directors want it. The distributors want it. The Government wants it! Wow!	Great metrics, low cash burn, market leading position...... What is this thing? Sounds incredible!	Sorry Mike, we've had to pull it - you see, you just cost too much. Jerk

 

The new CEO clears out the dead wood...." by pdoddydodds12 8-17-12
Say, how long have you been with the company? Two months	Great work, Chen. And you're Asian too. I like that. Thanks boss.	That Chen - he's been here too long. Fire him. But he's the longest serving staff member here - you've fired the rest.

 

The new CEO's recruitment policy is put into action....... by pdoddydodds12 8-17-12
Say! Where're you from mate? Serbia	Know anything about life assurance? What?	Ah never mind, I haven't got a Serbian. You're in. Do I bring my own spanners?

 

The new CEO reins himself in....... by pdoddydodds12 8-17-12
See that, John? Africa. Land of opportunity. 800 million newly affluent customers desperate to invest with us.	Incredibly loyal. Creditworthy. They don't complain. Good customers, John.	What d'ya say? Sounds like one hell of a lot of new business strain.....

 

The cloud clears...... by pdoddydodds12 8-25-12
Darling I just can't work it out. How can I combine everything I love in a single career? Brand, photography, film..... Oh baby, you'll work it out.....maybe we can work together?	Wait - I've got it! Brand Porn! Company directors can shag you while I film it! We could weave the company's mission statement into the story line.....	WE COULD PLAY THE COMPANY'S ADS IN THE BACKGROUND! AND I COULD HAVE THE COMPANY LOGO ON MY BUTT!

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