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| I Mayor Michael Bloomberg am pleased to announce the passing of a law which allows me complete control of menus in every fast food restaurant in the city | |
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| FINALLY! OUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED! | |
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| I'm sorry sir but we no longer have bacon or any form of junk food I've had them rounded up and hidden. Would you like broccoli instead? | |
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| NO I DONT WANT ANY GOD DAMN BROCCOLI GIVE ME MY CHEESEBURGER! | |
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| What is that?! Are you saying that I no longer have control of the types of food I am allowed to consume? Is this not America the land of freedom and oppurtunity? | |
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