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by phaedo
12-11-01
Portland, Maine, USA
36 Hours into the ordeal...
...our minds become one
Hell, USA
You have forsaken me brother...
Am I my brother's keeper?
The Canyon, UK
I love you...
Pika...Pika?

 

by phaedo
12-11-01
Satan's Secret Laboratory
I wonder if I should tell him...
He looks like he wants to tell me something
So I was using the thingie today and...
yes?
So hows your mom?
He is so getting ansu raped by 40,000 horny hellspawn

 

by phaedo
12-11-01
I guess I should say _something_
So...these two guys are walking down the street
...and...the first guy walks into a bar...
You suck

 

by phaedo
12-11-01
Casual Banter
JO3 Todd: Jelq is a penis enlargement technique, and it works (I know)
ABORT ABORT
Romp: Todd, how often are you supposed to do it? I've been doing it for like a month and a half. I do it about once daily
JO3 Todd: what have I gotten myself into
MUST...CONTROL...URGE...
I WANT BIG COCK NOW!!! NOW!!!
What's this? A knife?

 

by phaedo
12-11-01
"Think of it as trying to squeeze a garden hose trying to stop the flow of water."
DO NOT USE LIQUID SOAP.
...OMG OMG OMG PETARB IN PERSON
BOLLACKS :rollseyes:
Hot damn! ROLLEYES! This must be targeted at SkySlash because we roll our eyes at him A HELL OF A LOT!!!
Crikey!

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
This is funny I just can't figure it out
Hammer...cross...nails...thru hands
I never was good at this sort of thing...think think
For christs sake...erm oops
HAHAHA NAILED
Fucking kill me

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Man she's so hot
He looks like the type of guy that likes Taco Bell employees...
I have a tongue peircing...
Take me!
Really?
Nah. Want a chalupa?

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint has dropped out of college and lost 150lbs
Clint: I need to find a job
Hey kid...need a job?
Clint: Really?? Like what?
Here, come closer
Clint: I _do_ need a job...
I'm looking to stuff someone's stocking..if you catch my drift

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint wanders the streets of Newark, DE
I used to know someone around here
Clint meets an old friend
DAN?
OMG CLINT! I'd never in my wildest dreams have thought I'd see you in Newark!
SKITTLES!
I always thought you were a secksay bitch

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint chats with Dan
What are you holding there?
This is my cat, "Animeman"
What an amazing pussy
You're telling me ..[wink wink]
...uh..you know where I can find a Wendy's around here?
Yeah just around the corner

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint and Dan head to Wendy's
Yeah I dropped out of Purdue for a job and was laid off...I lost 150lbs and ...here I am
So did you lose weight or is my penis hard right now?
I havent had a job in 6 months, I'm broke, and I've resorted to blowing Santa's for food money
...
Dan?
Its strange how similar our two lives have turned out

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint and Dan eat at Wendy's
...
I'll take a number 10 and a coke
I should tell him...
So what's new with you dan?
IM GAY OK?? AND I WANT MY HARD COCK INBETWEE YOUR TIGHT LITTLE BUNS!!
...to go please...thanks

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Dan and Clint Part Ways
that was really weird
he's so cute..I shouldn't have said that back there...I could be banging him right now...damn me and my cock
well I'm gonna head out...I'm going to hitch hike my way across the country to see bryan
Can I come too??!?
Not with me your not :P
okay..I'll meet you in Phoenix in a few weeks then...

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint heads out on his journey
man ...hitchhiking 3000 miles..this going to be tough
The pros of this are that I can visit everyone I know on the way to AZ..the cons..
..the cons being I have walk fucking 3000 miles...dammit

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint starts his journey
Telegram for Clint
What the hell
"Clint, pick up my old DVD-ROM from my house in VA since your already walking f ucking 3000 miles"
"..and no, you can't have it, Love Bryan"..fucker...fine whatever

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
1 week later in VA
weird...a reindeer
Hi there little buddy...you lost?
Cut the small talk bitch...I hear you take it up the ass
sigh...$20
oh yeah...this is gonna be good...bend over

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint at Virginia Beach
hmm that was actually kinda nice
Here's your $20 bitch..have a Merry Xmas
Hey wait a sec, do you know where the Ixath residence is?
Oh do I hehe... take 3 lefts and right, you can't miss it
...
... fuck...I did't plan for 3 frames

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint reaches bryan's old house
hrm so this is where bryan used to live
what a nice snowman
sigh...
$20 dolla..sucky sucky?

 

by phaedo
12-12-01
Clint meet's Bryan's Mom
So...you're Bryan's mom?
Yeah...I remember you from the computer...you once said I was an ugly bitch
Oh...you're thinking of Dan
You mean the secksay latin boy with the huge balls? I once lured him down here and we fornicated like bunnies!!
Yeah thats him...hes gay now...any ideas why?
...

 

by phaedo
12-14-01
Clint heads to Purdue to Visit old Friends
Hmm I didn't realize I'd have to carry a DVD drive across the nation
Damn...the east coast sucks, who knew it was so "desert-like"
eh? whats this?
w00f w00t w00f w00f

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