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| So, after Jerry Seinfeld stole my act, I thought about killing myself. I thought about giving in. My gift of laughter had been taken from me. And so I lay there, contemplating suicide. | |
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| Anyway, my mother-in-law is so fat, she bleeds gravy. Thank you. | |
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