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| Dear, Mr. Embry. We regret to inform you that your novel, 'Around the world in 80 Ways' is unsuitable for publication here at Herald House | |
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| In light of current events, the market for third world travel books will never meet the highs it did in Sting's Rainforest Period, before he regrettably began courting the techno crowd. | |
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| Following that trend, we propose paying you an advance if you would write for us 'Touring Vegas, Asleep in the Back of a Jaguar,' instead. | |
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