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by pisces
11-20-06
if you're a pisces then you must like water, right?
gee, i never heard that before.
why don't you swim for help then?
why don't you shut the fuck up?
you know, so i don't kill you and eat your entrails.

 

by pisces
11-20-06
so if you're a pisces, then why can't you breathe underwater?
good question.
i'm still going to eat you. with lots of butter.
crap
and maybe a dash of parsley.

 

by pisces
11-20-06
so if you're a pisces, then why can't you rise from the dead?
uh...
please don't eat my brains.

 

by pisces
11-22-06
boo
ahhh! a cockroach!
nonono, i'm not a cockroach.
oh, then what are you?
a dickroach.

 

by pisces
11-22-06
so is your name pronounced 'pissy' or something?
you know how they say cockroaches can live for days with their head cut off?
yeha
see where i'm going with this?
so it's pronounced 'pms-y' then?
time for some raid

 

by pisces
11-22-06
i never bought into that zodiac crap that my parents were into. my family says i'm a brainless airhead because i'm a pisces.
i tell them i'm a brainless airhead because i snort bathtub crank for breakfast.
let me put you on hold, i think this cop wants to give me something.

 

by pisces
11-24-06
why is yuor hand always on your face? is it stuck or something?
i'll have you know that i have a physical handicap. its called oedoesolithofacophalia.
its the only thing keeping me from ripping out your pancreas and eating it with cranberry sauce.
happy thanksgving.

 

by pisces
11-28-06
hmmm, i think i'll have the body of christ.

 

by pisces
11-28-06
hmmm, i think i'll have the body of christ.
excellent choice, miss.

 

by pisces
11-28-06
am i moving really fast or am i high?
i hope i remembered to set the vcr for survivor.
why would i watch survivotr?
i must be totally high.
i could really use a bagel right now.

 

by pisces
12-13-06
im sorry to keep you waiting sir but it looks like your testicles still havent dropped. please check back next week.

 

by pisces
12-22-06
i have an erection

 

by pisces
12-22-06
i see your busy killing sanchez.
do you want a turd muffin??
i shat them fresh ten minutes ago.
what a weirdo

 

by pisces
12-22-06

 

by pisces
1-01-07
jesus? jeeeeeesuuuuus. jesus!!
go way im busy.
JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST GET OFF THAT COMPUTER AND SET THE TABLE!!!
all right all right im coming.
asshole

 

by pisces
1-06-07
mr coyote im here from the irs to audit you.
im so screwed
there seems to be some discrepency in your records compared to acme's records.
i should just kill myself
are you listening to me??
i wonder if my rocket skates are around here somewhere??

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