Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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A man once told his grandson:
"A terrible fight is going on inside me - a fight between two wolves. One is evil, and represents hate, anger, contention, arrogance, selfishness, intolerance, and superiority. The other is good, and represents joy, peace, love, humility, kindness, mildness, generosity, and compassion. This same fight is going on inside you, inside every other person too."
The grandson then asked:
"Which wolf will win?"
The old man replied simply:
"The one you feed."
- A Native American Folk Tale

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by pita
9-23-08
Mrs. Robinson, I have your husband's test results. But I also have test results from another patient by the same name... either way, the results are pretty bad...
Wh... What do you mean???
Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.
Well, Medicare is only going to pay for the tests one time and I can't afford to pay for them myself... what am I going to do?
I'll tell you what... drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!!!
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NooniePuuBunny says:

brilliant!
posted Sep 23rd, 2008 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

I've heard that one before. An older version (which has been made into a fake Dear Abbie column) has a mixup between VD and TB, and ends "if she coughs, fuck her."
posted Sep 23rd, 2008 ( permalink )


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