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by pixelgeist
12-12-01
As the plane rips to shreds, Bryan makes one last futile attempt to get it on with the girl sitting next to him.
So ehh, BLAH, err no wait.. you wanna feel my nipple ring?
man those are some big ears
now plummeting fast towards to the ground, Bryan realises he has no alcohol.
goddamn i need some alcohol...
I told you no! i'm only 12! and only in hell would i screw you.
ehh.. how about now?..
goddamn i need some alcohol.

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
they finally meet..
BRYAN!!!
DAN!!!!!
Bryan runs out of things to say after 5 minutes.
5 minutes already?
....
NOW I SING !!!!!||!

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
Mike patiently tests 3 gigs of warez.
*ctrl-a*
Man, i've got 3 gigs of warez. I wish bryan would stop playing that game and help..
His mind becomes cloudy..
*shift-del* *enter*
Mmmm..bread.. I want some bread, god. Bread is good.. and nuts..and apple pucker..mmm.
Oops?
oops..
Sigh.. not again..

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
real life conversations arent all they are cracked up to be.
moo
oink
hah
heh
bother...
boggle...

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
oh no.. dont..
hello!. thats money on the tv!
Bryan? where is your lunch money?...
:blink: i think that ac repair guy took it..

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
So .. ehh.. ermm.. how do i get to the company picnic?
jesus, :sigh: he must have his daddys genes...
You take 64 to the first Va Beach exit.
WELL is it EXIT A or B??? huh?.. what if i go the wrong way and end up in india?.. HUH? .. err.. hmmm...
I TOLD YOU ... DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!! now vaccuum the floor and clean the cat puke.
grumble. if i wasnt getting 6 bucks an hour for making thier morning coffee then i'd be mad.

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
what is that smell..
what is that smell..
what is that smell..

 

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
EHH what do you want to do tonight mister TEEVEE???
i dunno.. i was thinking of starting some trouble when our owner comes home..
SHHH! hes coming!...
okee.. haha watch this..
son of a bitch.. ally mcbeal is on!!!
WUUAHAHAHHAH!

 

by pixelgeist
3-20-02
excuse me sir... you got a building permit for that cross?
no, and i dont need one.
jesus snaps
was that a threat?.. alright lets go downtown..
grumble...
excuse me sir?.. you got a permit for that open fire.. hah...

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