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Hey, it's the new guy! I'm Chuck, a senior partner at this law firm. And you are?

Uh, Melvin. I moved here from Mexico. Kinda forgot to get a Visa.

That's alright, we can get you a citizenship right here in the office, without serious questioning.

Really?

Gee, that sounds better than what I was expecting.

Well, we aren't Arizona, that's for sure.