All comics by poq

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by poq
4-16-01
It's no coincidence that PA fucking sucks.
penis?
yes, please.
thank you.

 

by poq
4-16-01
hello there! i'm satan, the police dog.
i want to rape you.
yes, please.

 

by poq
5-07-01
Whoever's reading thus must feel pretty fucking stupid.

 

by poq
5-07-01
All these little children...
MOLESTATION TIME!

 

by poq
5-07-01
... so you like wearing polka dots, eh?

 

by poq
5-07-01
So you wanna be an actor? Show me emotion.
I am joy!
I am sorrow!
You are dead.

 

by poq
5-07-01
I don't want to reveal my work to the scrutiny of the public eye.

 

by poq
5-07-01
FONDLE!
SLICE!
EAT.

 

by poq
5-07-01
I want to be an ultraconservative when I grow up!
I want to be a radical liberal!
Go to hell, capitalist pig-dog!
Fucking pinko!
Seventy-two years later...
I should have been a liberal.
I should have been an ultraconservative.

 

by poq
5-07-01
The three stages: Unleash.
Stroke.
Rest.

 

by poq
5-07-01
My mommy says I'm special. Is that true?
No.

 

by poq
5-07-01
Uh... I'll take the hamburger and fries...
Fuck you.
Can I have a small fry?
Sod off.
I discriminate against people of color.

 

by poq
5-07-01
So, how can I help you?
I want to learn how to speak!
...
That'll cost you $19.95 a month, with a one-time setup fee of $99.99.

 

by poq
5-07-01
So, tell me... how exactly did you become homeless?
I used to be a boxer, mang! ESPN, you know?
If I had my other leg, I'd toss you up right here in front of your friends, mang!
Wee!

 

by poq
5-07-01
Please die.

 

by poq
5-07-01
Doesn't that hurt?
...
You get used to it.

 

by poq
5-07-01
Big business cares about you! You're unique and special! The world is a kind, gentle place!
The more you love, the more you get! Honesty is the best policy!

 

by poq
5-07-01
As a minority, do you ever feel like you're being oppressed simply due to your genetic origins?
Oh, solly! Wanna flied lice? My eyebrows are unusually thick for a stereotypical gook! Sucky sucky, five dolla!
Maybe you're just being oppressed 'cos you're fucking stupid.
My nipples are erect.

 

by poq
5-07-01
Hey, what's happenin'?
...
...
Well, I'm glad HE's gone. Fucking pretentious git. "Just 'cos the artist was nice enough to give me color" and all that. Fucking tosspot.

 

by poq
5-07-01
NO DOGS OR COLORED PEOPLE
Look at that sign. How fucking prejudiced.
NO DOGS OR COLORED PEOPLE
I can't believe that I can't get in just 'cos I'm not composed purely of shades of grey. They're even equating my kind with dogs.
NO DOGS OR COLORED PEOPLE
Hey, fuck you, racist! I've got the worst of both worlds. Fucking whoreson! You're fucking privileged compared to me. Go ride a cock!

 

by poq
5-07-01
Why the Declaration of Independence was replaced by the Constitution
... We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal...
Apparently not.

 

by poq
5-07-01
'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.
Fuckin' mockney wanker.
Oi! D'you mean anal sex?

 

by poq
5-07-01
Sup, yo. I gots a great idea.
Tight.
Let's start a gang. Shit, we can use blue as our gang colors.
Hmmm....
How are we gonna do gang signs with only blobs for hands?

 

by poq
5-07-01
You know... I've been thinking... What if my macho attitude isn't really needed? Perhaps I need to acquire some sort of sensitivity, some sort of empathy for those unlike me.
Yeah....
I mean, I've been so lonely for so long... I think it's cos my attempts to be a 'manly man' just put women off. I think they desire someone who really cares about them.
Uh-huh....
Fucking fag.
Couldn't you tell by his pastel-blue shirt?

 

by poq
5-07-01
I'm so goth I cry blood.
I'm so goth, I've filled volumes with poems about my dark, dark angst.
Fuck it. I can't compete.

 

by poq
5-07-01
I'm so goth, I've got scars spelling satan's real name carved into my forearms.
Fuck it. I can't compete.

 

by poq
5-07-01
I'm so goth, I've been in this graveyard for six months pretending I'm dead.
Fuck it. I can't compete.

 

by poq
5-07-01
I'm so goth.... Aww... fuck it.
Pansy.

 

by poq
5-07-01
I'm so goth, I'm a complete loser.
You win.

 

by poq
5-08-01
I'm so goth, I'm a complete loser.
I want to be a goth when I grow up.
Fuck it. I can't compete.

 

by poq
5-08-01
I love you.
Really?
Uh...
That was sarcasm.
Please kill me.

 

by poq
5-08-01
... and nobody loves me. I just don't think it's worth it anymore... I've got no reason to live.
Yeah... right...
haugh.......*
Later...
... and then he _nailed_ himself to the wall!
Haha.. dude, that's fuckin' sweet!

 

by poq
5-08-01
Meanwhile, Darksoul and Locmar, having decided not to go to E3, languish...
*burp*
I wish we'd gone to E3.
TT.

 

by poq
5-08-01
Meanwhile, Darksoul and Locmar, having decided not to go to E3, languish...
*burp*
I wish we'd gone to E3.
TT.

 

by poq
5-08-01
Despite the battery of angry responses I'll likely get...
Hey, Chizi.... YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
Hey, Nguvu... YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
... it's worth it.
Hey, Mobile... YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!

 

by poq
5-08-01
... the letters pour in; the tirade continues.
Hey, TheGoodReverend... YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
Hey, Battlemaster...
... well, you're just a huge loser.

 

by poq
5-08-01
After the show...
What a night... such callous fanmail... guess I'll just have to resort to smoking profusely.
I object to your mockery of me! I, _insert_name_here_, am a well-respected individual with a well-developed sense of humor!
Dude, you're reading from a slip of paper, even neglecting to fill your name in the blank. Come up with something original.
J00 r teh sux.

 

by poq
5-08-01
And now, a word from poq.
As the creator of this comic, I've been using far too much witty wordplay recently in order to induce humor.
I apologize. From now on, I'll resort to using sight gags and sexual innuendo more often.
Back to your scheduled program...
...omigodomigodomigod WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
My nipples dance, erect with joy.

 

by poq
5-08-01
For DS:
--twenty TWO people injured, at least six KILLED--
--haven't seen a domestic TRAGEDY like this since Columbine, folks--
--and now, a word from our sponsor, the United States armed forces! Remember, foreign civilians are acceptable losses!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?!!?!?!?!

 

by poq
5-08-01
Ever since I started watching TV, I've found less and less reasons for using my brain.

 

by poq
5-13-01
eeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE i'mgonnadie i'mgonnadie i'mgonna-
later that day, amidst the wreckage...
Whew! Looks like I'm the only survivor!
Hello, the background has disappeared, I've come out of nowhere, the plot has become mangled and the punchline lost.
Is this a Nguvu comic?

 

by poq
10-16-01
given recent events, weren't those two backgrounds rather ironic?

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