Do Not Pass Go or Why You Should Never Sleep With Old People

Author: possums

Date: February 21, 2004

by possums
2-21-04
Hello there, young lass! If you engage in sexual intercourse with me, I will give you 500 dollars!
Ying! I'm up for that!
Later...
Hoo hoo! You wet my whistle!
I'm rich!
Wait a second... this is Monopoly money!!