Jimmy the Asshole Interviews Jesus

Author: possums

Date: February 20, 2005

by possums
2-20-05
Thanks, Leonard, for that unnecessarily graphic description of Ms. Henderson's crash.
We now go straight to heaven for an interview with the spawn of the big man himself, Jesus.
Mornin', Jesus! I see you've just recently woken up. You look like you've been asleep for three days or so. How's the missus?
No no no, wait, lemme guess... she's probably feeling pretty MORTAL, huh? Oh sorry, I forgot how badly your life sucked, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Now, about this Mel Gibson character....
;_;