preet

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I am a fucking superstar. Sometimes I forget to zip up and my penis unfurls and loudly slaps against my knee. Actually, this happens fairly often. A shitty page

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Penis and a Vagina: Sometimes it just wasn't meant to be

by preet
3-03-01


	Hi, i'm a smug unix os computer. Your WInBLOWS system is inferior


	ZING ZING ZING, WOW YOU REALLY HAVE ME THERE!


	Ha ha, I do, don't I?


	No. You are a threat to the American why of life and I will beat your motherboard in and split your power source open.


	Your humor is geek. Reminiscent of User Friendly, a pro unix comic. I love you


	Hahahah, the irony. GENIUS IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS, YOU QUASIMODO FUCK

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