|
SOMEDAY OXUMBA RAN FOR PRESIDENT...
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| HEY OXUMBA! HEARD YOU RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENT? WHAT'S YOUR PITCH DUDE? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| WELL I DELCARE, AS A PRESIDENT I AINT GONNA DO NOTHING, EXCEPT SIPPING MERLOT IN THE COMMON ROOM...AND AH, DOING ONE MORE THING... | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| WTF! WHY WOULD PEOPLE VOTE FOR YOU, IF YOU JUST GONNA FREAK AROUND...WHAT'S THAT ONE OTHER THING? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| SMPLE. THESE OBN,SIG,SAB R ALL GUD. BUT I SAY I'LL CREATE 235 POLP POSTS FOR EACH OF OUR GUYS, THEN FORCE THEM TO NOMINATE & VOTE THMSLVS FOR THEIR ONE-MEMBR GRUPS | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| DON'T TELL ME! WHAT THE HELL IS POLP??? CAN I RUN FOR THAT? | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| YEAH WITH PRESIDENT'S POWER I'LL CREATE 235 POSTS, CALLED POLPS- 'PROOF OF LEADERSHIP POSITION'-WHICH R LIKE TRADEABLE DERIVATIVES; TRADES SMOOTHLY WHN PACKAGED ON PAPERS, LIKE CV..U KNW! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|