Hi, I'm former pop star Glenn Medeiros. Realizing that many of you have been waiting to hear my thoughts on the recent events, I've decided to break my silence.
"Dear Sirs: I'm not certain why you've chosen to ignore my previous letters. To recap, I really do think all the elements are there -- the fleeting fame, the cough syrup addiction in '87...
"... newfound redemption as a cat groomer, and my sizzlin' new hip-hop album (as soon as I find the right label).
"In short, I think the time is ripe for Glenn Medeiros: Behind the Music. At the very least, how 'bout some primo audience seats for Rock and Roll Jeopardy?"
From Reuters today: "Veteran singer-songwriter Barry Manilow, recently waking up disoriented in the middle of the night, walked into a wall and broke his nose, knocking himself unconscious."
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Awwww, yeah... "In tonight's news, former pop star Glenn Medeiros broke his toe running into a door. Medeiros was reportedly so excited over his UPCOMING ALBUM..."