FREEZE! FREEZE! LAPD! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! DON'T MOVE!
Hey, what's the deal?
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR YOUR COMIC! IT SUCKS!
You suck!
Well, Sergeant, it looks like the perp was shot several times in the chest with an MP5 at point blank range and also there's all these spent cartridges that say "LAPD" on them.
Just plant the gun on him and we can go for coffee!
