Today's superviolent video games are creating a generation of children more ever-obsessed with seeking to recreate the lurid chaos they see on screen in real-life situations.
That's ridiculous. By that logic, every form of passive entertainment somehow causes people to re-create the events in their everyday lives. Where is the line drawn?
Just admit that I am right, and that this country needs to clean itself of the vile filth of modern video games which corrupt the personalities of our youth.
This is because I beat you at Dance Dance Revolution, right?