WW28: Daughter/son

Author: quodlibet

Date: October 26, 2004

by quodlibet
10-26-04
Congratulations! You have a bright new bouncy boy or girl.
Excuse me? Boy...or girl?
Yes, it's wonderful, your new baby is like a fully-equipped luxury sedan, capable of the smoothest ride in all gears.
Boy...or girl?
Imagine, sir, your offspring will be able to copulate with him or herself without needing to venture outside his or her room! Never need to worry about safe sex practices again!