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| Congratulations, sir, I've got some great news for you. You've hit the jackpot! | |
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| I don't understand, I th-th-thought -- | |
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| You've got a rare, one-in-fourteen million type of nut cancer that has already spread and will cause you a slow, painful death. But that's just like winning the lottery! One in fourteen million! | |
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| My nuts?! But -- thank goodness my wife's pregnant! But my nuts! | |
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| Yes, obviously your testicles are unable to produce sperm, so I've knocked her up for you. We'll have to take both your nuts -- not as if you really need your balls anyways. Congratulations! | |
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