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My child, have you considered a career in the church?

Yeah.

Think of the lives you could affect for the greater glory of God! Think of the grace that would flowthrough you! All you need do is enter our seminary.

Enter your seminary?

Why, of course!

Obviously the radiant halo and the Jedi-like mind-powers and my charismatic yet pure nature has not convinced you that I AM your god.