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What can I do for you, sir?

Gimme another one of these.

I'm sorry sir, you've been cut off by the management. You haven't paid your tab in ages.

I'm wearing a hot pink silky G-string. It's makin' me feel gooooood. I'll show you if you gimme another.

Why don't you just have a drink on the house, sir?

Here, you take this cup and I'll show you --