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They were saying on the news that people who spend a lot of time staring at the computer screen go blind.

Well, Mom, the thirty-second health news soundbite on TV can't detail the flaws of a non-randomized cross-sectional study involving a biased patient population.

I want you get off the computer and get some fresh air, dear.

Besides, Mom, they were probably whacking off to porn at the same time.