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CC268: Bowl-derized Public Service Announcements

by quodlibet
12-06-04

Fact: Each year twelve thousand people are injured while on the toilet. Fact: There is enough water in a toilet bowl to drown a 26-week premature baby.


	Oh no! What can we do to avert almost certain disaster?

Yes. Toilets are dangerous and should not be used without extreme caution. The solution:


	Honey? I've soiled myself again. Come and change me, lovey-dovey.

This public service announcement was sponsored by the Alliance for Intermittent Self-Catherization, Depends, the Clapper, the Bill and Melissa Gates Foundation for Idiots, and Viewers Like You.

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