quodlibet  

You're almost a doctor, right? Can I get some advice, just between you and me?

What can I do for you, bro?

I got these giant steel balls implanted in my penis to pleasure my ex-girlfriend. A hundred bucks a ball.

Go on, I'm nodding as though I'm extremely concerned.

So now the skin on his dick split open and he wants to know now to save the steel balls. Not his dick, but his balls.

Awesome. Fucking awesome.