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Licensing objective #14511.2: Generate a sound differential diagnosis.
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| So what brings you to the Emergency Room today? | |
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| I hurt my wrist playing foozball. | |
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1. Overuse syndrome: this fucking idiot tells the truth. 2. A malingerer. 3. Overuse syndrome: This dateless schmuck masturbated too much on Valentine's Day.
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| Any rate, he's an idiot. How does this constitute an emergency? | |
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| Definitive treatment consists of prophylactic amputation. | |
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| Uh..hey look! My wrist's fine now! Better be going now! | |
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