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Code Brown: Sports Injury Clinic

by quodlibet
2-15-05

Licensing objective #14511.2: Generate a sound differential diagnosis.


	So what brings you to the Emergency Room today?


	I hurt my wrist playing foozball.

1. Overuse syndrome: this fucking idiot tells the truth. 2. A malingerer. 3. Overuse syndrome: This dateless schmuck masturbated too much on Valentine's Day.


	Any rate, he's an idiot. How does this constitute an emergency?


	Definitive treatment consists of prophylactic amputation.


	Uh..hey look! My wrist's fine now! Better be going now!

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