FTC 56: Truth, Justice, and the American Way 1

Author: quodlibet

Date: February 26, 2005

by quodlibet
2-26-05
What's that you got in the mail?
Says here that ASWAN has nominated me to receive their highest award.
Wow, what an honor!
It also says I need to be at their downtown headquarters in 30 minutes to accept it. Could you give me a ride?
We ARE downtown. We are, in fact, two blocks from their office.
I know, but all that outdoor pollution's bad for my lungs.