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So, my child, you have a problem?

If God slept with Mary to produce Jesus, then he's an adulterer and has no moral authority. And the sanctity of marriage becomes a travesty.

That's a fair question, my son. Let me refer you to a higher authority.

Okay, okay, I believe you. Please stop torturing me now.

Great timing! You'll burn as a heretic tomorrow.