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Jake, is late to Mr. Melvin's English class once again.
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| Myriad days you have been late to this class, but today you will not be exculpated again. | |
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| Sir, my dilatoriness is soley because I couldn't find my portmanteau. | |
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| Your pitiful excuse will not ameliorate your current situation, afterall everyone knows you have been using a backpack since you started school a fortnight ago. | |
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| My backpack was eradicated by a noisome ogre. | |
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| Your pertinacity is of no use, Jake. Go straight to the principal's office! | |
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| Ok, Mr. Melvin, I'll go. At least I can expect a more salubrious welcome from the principal. Adieu. | |
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