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Ways to insult a guy named Phil.
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| Know who sucks? Phil! I hate Phil. Phil is ugly. I'd rather watch a retard eat gumbo than look at Phil for one more second. Phil needs a big dose of prozac to curb his homo-ness. | |
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| Phill has a thirteen-inch cock...but it's hanging from his nose. I told my doctor I thought I had spasmodic shitting anal warts and he said, "Oh you mean Phil?" | |
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| Ever wanted to know what the inside of a camel's anus tastes like? Just lick Phil's Tongue and gentitals. But only if you were interested in a syphillitic half dead fucking queer camel's anus. | |
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| Phil be so ugly he make a nigga say "Day-umm, you ugly!" Phil works in a pet store just so he can eat free rabbit shit. | |
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| I took a turd to the movies the other night, but they wouldn't let me in. The theater had a strict "No Tom" rule. Fuck I fucked up! | |
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