One Final PotC Joke

Author: r2_d2

Date: March 2, 2004

by r2_d2
3-02-04
R2 Goes To the Cinema,
$6.50, Theatre 6
I'd like one ticket for PotC.  Student discount.
Where He Discovers Holly-
I wonder why the theatre's so empty; I thought everyone was seeing The Passion of the Christ, but there are only two other moviegoing patrons--wait a minute, I recognise that theme music!
wood's Horrible Secret:
Thursday, Friday, Happy Days,
This isn't about Jesus at all—"PotC" is actually the film version of Happy Days—with Jerry O'Connell as Potsie!  Oh, the humanity! Damn you Mel Gibson! Damn you to Hell!