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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

What If? Vol. 0 - What If R2 Was Elected President?

by r2_d2
4-07-04

He'd play touch football with the "Nuclear Football"


	I keep telling you, sir: I'm not a Secret Service Agent; I'm just a tourist.

At least once a week, he'd lock himself out of the White House


	Now which one of these bricks did I hide the key in?

He'd bomb parts of his own country instead of other ones


	Okay, I can understand when he nuked Redmond, but why did he do this to New Jersey?


	Um, he didn't. We weren't going to attack Jersey 'til next week.