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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

That's Not How They Help

by r2_d2
8-20-11


	Suicide hotline, Jeff speaking.


	I've got a problem here. I got fired eight months ago, and since the unemployment checks ran out, I still haven't found a job.


	Well, sir, you have to understand that the economy's been hard for everyone—


	—says the guy who's getting paid to answer the phone! I have no prospects. I went in to the garage and started up the truck.


	Sir, I can't let you do this. I'm alerting the paramedics right now.


	Yeah, well, call 'em off. With the price of gas these days, I couldn't build up enough exhaust to get the job done.