Actual Airline Request

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 7, 2009

by ragu4u
10-07-09
ATTENTION PASSENGERS! We here at Nippon Airways have asked you all to poop before boarding.
Being you have failed to do so the plane is crashing because it is full of shit and overweight...
I'm crapping my pants!!!!
...kind of like each of you! You should have went before we left.
Yuck!