A Death in Mayfield

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 17, 2010

by ragu4u
10-17-10
Beaver, I have some bad news to tell you.
Golly gee dad, what's up?
Well son, your mother just passed away. It was horrible.
Was she screwing Lumpy Rutherford's dad again?
How did you ever come up with THAT idea?
Eddie Haskel. Plus he told me she was an engineer who could really pull a train. Is that why she yelled "all aboard" when the mailman came?