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by rarer1
3-12-07
I have been waiting for two hours.
I am sorry I was hanging out with the guys and everyone was cracking jokes!
I have been waiting here while you guys were partying? So, you like jokes? Here is one. What do you call a married man's opinion?
?
His wifes idea. Hah-hah ha haha hah. You are mine now!
Oh my God I am in hell.

 

by rarer1
3-12-07
So, what do you and the pope have in common?
I don't know what?
Come on santa stop being so coy you know this one.
You are both big jolly old men who love to have little children sit on your laps and leave them big surprises.

 

by rarer1
3-12-07
God we need your help down here we are all dying and the world is going downhill fast. If you can hear us please answer.
Why do all of you whiny Christians always ask me for help? I'm up here you jerk do something for yourselves!
God, I am still waiting to know if you want me to do something for you. Please ask if you want me to act.

 

by rarer1
3-12-07
Yeah, so like all organized religion is stupid and we like came from a sea creature or something. Anyway I believe that you have to be a complete moron not to believe in evolution.
Thank you public schools for screwing us up beyond belief.
So, what I am hearing is that you like to believe that we come from an unwanted sperm donor of a fish, whale, dino-f**king, mouse humping, goat thumping, bone crunching, orgy licking Hugh Heffner like
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO!
dino thumping a monkey? Finaly something that makes sense. F**k you and your dino crap, like you really know.
Hey baby, come here and let's start the human race. You get your sweet tree swinging a*s over here and I mean now. Oh, yeah that is how daddy likes his monkeys.

 

by rarer1
3-13-07
I am trying something new. Hard work eventualy pays off deliberation pays off everytime at that time.

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