Good afternoon, Witchkeeper. This is general C.Sasarm. Remember me? Anyway, to come right down to business, i need you to join our army once more.
Thats very nice to hear but, why, may i ask, do you require me?
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In 2001-2002 we tapped your internet connection and monitored your swat3 progress. We dont even need an analyses of that to confirm youre the elite sandbagger we need - the facts speak for themselves