All comics by rechardamay

 

by rechardamay
11-03-09
Today is take your child to work day!!!!
If he only knew the only job that I have is looking for a real job, on top of this corny top flight security gig
So am I going to meet your boss?
Well , he 's on Vacation in Jamacia with his new bride and I can't even take mine to the movies
Well maybe I should go to boss school and not go to the air force because Dads top flight security job is depressing
well at least your Dad offered to take you to work with him, my Dad is away on business in Jamacia.

 

by rechardamay
11-03-09
I am looking for a woman that can work like a man , cook like my Mom and light my fire like no one else can, are you that someone?
Well I can do two of those at least
Oh really , and what two are those?
Damn I always get the cooking with gas and lighting the fire thing mixed up!

 

by rechardamay
11-04-09
It is now time for you to pay tthe piper, what have you done in your lifetime to bring any joy to any one?
Well in 2000 I voted for Bush, damn that wouldn't count......
Maybe you should dye slow and painful
But I did make a change, I voted for Obama in 2008
Well here in the Bible it says to forgive and to forget so I guess I have to follow the Good Book and not terminate you
I know something I can do to make a bunch of people happy, including me, go and get my hair highlighted!!!!

 

by rechardamay
11-05-09
well I'm of to defend my country
I've been defending mine for the last 30 years
The war on terror has not been going on 30 years
I've been fighting the voices in my head that are telling me not to vote for Kennedy
That why in America we don't eat kangaroo meat... because it's crazy
Hell I'm about to have myself some fried chicken

 

by rechardamay
11-08-09
Welcome to Hoochie Burger, Home of the Hero Hoochie, may i suggest the anti-terroism chili it's exploding with flavor!!!
Werlcome to Hoochie Burger Home of the Hoochie, may I suggest that you try our Chicken fried rice !
I'm telling you these are the rudest and prejudice people I have ever seen in my life time.

 

by rechardamay
11-09-09
Now hopefully if I give you this shot it will clear up?
And my wife will never know anything?
Now look I'm tired of playing nurse, I have bills to pay give me my money
What a tax write off!
I'm being audited!!!!
Where is my money?

 

by rechardamay
11-10-09
Ready for your next Botox injection
I am here for my breast enhancement surgery
Now she will have to have a breast enhancement, a but lift,and a but replacement to pay for my wife's breasts abd my botox
He said they look really good , and he was really smiling
You paid all that money for those little things, hell if you wait 40 years you could have gotten some that almost drag the floor for free

 

by rechardamay
11-10-09
I have to tell you three STD's in a month I think your going for a new record
You whore this is the third time I've gotten an STD from you
Well maybe if your smart enough to use a condom you wouldn't have athird std, but business is business
Thank you for all the business, I'll keep the light on you keep 'em burning
As long as I'm getting my cut

 

by rechardamay
11-16-09
The unemployment line just keeps getting longer,
and longer,
and longer

 

by rechardamay
11-16-09
Why did you say that you couldn't work
I told youu that I have swine flu!
Hey foxy lady, you wanna be the suga mamma on the team? I'm taking applications.
Another long day looking for a job, no sucess, maybe the phone will ring soon

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