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		|  |  |  |  |  | I've had my kidneys peirced and a pig's cock grafted onto the inside of my left lung, yeah? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | fucking hell my hoary old gash is itching like no-one's business. Shuffling around all day soaked in piss and the brillo effect of my sparse gray crow's nest is playing merry havoc with my grannyflaps |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | like it's like I've had like ball bearings put inside my eyeballs yeah, like, so like my eyes just roll around like so-called Mexican jumping beans - of course those things are actually...wah wah wah |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh Christ my crusted minge is so gummed up - hope it's not healed over. I'm randier than a |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | With a badminton racquet you say? 47 independent squirming prehensile tongue-lets eh? I'll get me coat. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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