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| As he entered the forest clearing, Shroomboy was as happy as he had ever been in his brief, yet eventful, life. As he stopped to admire her in her infinite beauty, | |
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| a hideous transformation began before his eyes. Light poured forth from her body, as seemingly as bright as dozens of suns. | |
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| Unable to look directly into this spectacle, Shroomboy diverted his gaze; when he again turned his head | |
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| toward his newly-claimed mudwoman, she was no longer the dark beauty he had come to meet, but rather | |
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| a FIVE FOOT PAIR OF FUCKING GIB PANTS!!!!! | |
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