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by redpants
5-13-05
she's hot
YOU ARE ON FIRE!! ummm... IN MY PANTS!!
damn.
idiot

 

by redpants
5-13-05
12 pm
look! if you don't stop following me i'm calling the cops!
4 pm
she'll come around
8 pm
fag

 

by redpants
5-13-05
do you have a permit for that sir?
sir?
no?

 

by redpants
5-14-05
your barn door's open
that would've been funnier in one frame

 

by redpants
5-14-05
we've created a molecular ummm... shapey shifter thing!
and we're going in!
ten minutes later...
how do i look?

 

by redpants
5-14-05
is anybody out there?

 

by redpants
5-15-05
one night at the open mike
click. she said boom. and left my heart bleeding on the floor...

 

by redpants
5-15-05
why? i asked. but she continued out the door...

 

by redpants
5-15-05
i wanted to follow. i wanted to scream. i wanted to end this clean.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
but she had to do it dirty. she had to do it mean.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
but now i'm here and you're there and she's somewhere.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
screw it. what do you care? i'm outta here.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
that sucked!
no wonder she dumped him.
get him back out here so he can watch me shoot myself!
crap! i know i put those cyanide pills somewhere....
i thought it was brilliant.
that's because you're an idiot.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
at the bar of the open mike...
come back here baby! i didn't mean what i said!
maybe you should leave. that last poem really blew.
he's right. if only i had more than this butter knife...
*hiccup* that last guy was such a fairy...
excuse me?!

 

by redpants
5-15-05
next up at the open mike...
grrrr
the dog meows. the cat growls. i am confused.
meow

 

by redpants
5-15-05
i look to my right, but walk to my left. my future, behind me.
GET OFF THE STAGE!

 

by redpants
5-15-05
a star shines bright. the ground moves feet. first i fly, but fall.
your mom's a star!
dude, that doesn't even make sense.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
she stood and cried, but said she smiled. love is insane.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
yeah. where are my car keys?
?

 

by redpants
5-15-05
wait. THAT'S IT?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
it's so true though..... so true.

 

by redpants
5-15-05
she didn't mean anything to me, baby! i was young and needed the money!
i really liked your poem! what inspired you?
ummm... that women confuse me and suck?
for the love of all things holy! make the bad people stop!
do you ever have just one of those nights?

 

by redpants
5-17-05
hey kid. i was wondering, what's the meaning of life?
?
chocolate pudding

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