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| Ted Smith was some guy who owed a golden trash can. Whenever somebody came to look at or take it, Ted would find out where that person's grandma lives, then he would beat her up. | |
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| All the grandmas got super pissed and came to throw stuff at Ted. But Ted was a trained ninja so he took out his throwing stars and cut of all of there legs with just one throw. | |
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| Now the grandmas fell to the floor and started to crawl to Ted. Ted took out an acid gun and sprayed at the old ladies. | |
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| The old ladies started to roll around blinded until they eventually rolled off a cliff. Ted was then honoured with a medal. | |
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| While Ted was off recieving his medal, zombies came and took his trash can. This made Ted so sad that he ate his dog for lunch the next day. | |
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| (this story made Jesus cry) | |
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