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| This tale is about my cousin Goober. He kept a large quanity of ox blood in his garage....But that's entirely irrelevant. Goober was also a leprechaun. That's irrelevant, too. | |
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| He had 3 penises. One where it should be and the other two was on his back and his chin. This information is also irrelevant. Another irrelevant thing about Goober was that he had 12 wives. | |
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| He never showered and he uncontrollably yodels while masturbating. Those two pieces of information are yet again, irrelevant. And he shoots crows for fun. Irrelevant. | |
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| He went missing for a 6 year period and was found naked, living with woodchucks. Irrelevant? Yes. As a matter of fact, everything I said during this whole story is irrelevant. | |
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| Anyway, long story short, he defeated the evil ninjas and saved the world yet again.....Man, I'm hard. | |
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| (The things I say in this last panel are irrelevant) | |
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